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 No.329[Reply]

NO I DO NOT USE DISCORD.

RULES: don't spam (post the same/similar thing more than once) and do not break any of 8kun's global rules.

hey im /garrett/, the owner of >>>/eerie/ im 23, live with my mom, have schizoid personality disorder and a tulpa named Eerie. only 1 friend in the world and he lives 6000 miles away.

sometimes i like to blog about stuff that isnt directly related to my tulpa Eerie,SO IN THAT CASE, i'll post it here.

alright? alllright

contact me

riot: @garrettandeerie:matrix.org

email: monhunaddict@cock.lu

steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/kittycat1111/

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 No.330

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I have the default name set to Normalfag because that's 99% of what I get. (actually I'm going to change it to "failed normalfag" because that's more fitting now that I think on it.) Posters typically don't read a single line of text and just write some normalfag quip at me and move on.

So if you're here to actually interact with me and have some REAL SHIT to say, I encourage you to use a name or a trip, because normalfag is probably not a descriptor of you in that case.

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 No.316[Reply]

screencap this. i predict in 10 years or less that some jewish owned company will make pacifiers, baby bibs and baby bottles completely mainstream and normal attire for ages 18-30.

they already are with ravers, but they're a niche (and a perfect example of a completely devoid of intellect and defeated white man). i wanna see them worn by everyone.

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 No.319

Know what, I think you're right.

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 No.352[Reply]

i quit my job and i'm NEET again…. for now.

it's why i haven't been posting anything. because the, you know, act of quitting took a lot of guts that i don't have. i mean my manager is a true and blue sociopath and he stared through me with devil eyes and it freaked me out so bad i haven't slept for 20 hours and i can't think about anything except how badly i was tortured there, and how i have to go back on friday and face them one last time to get my paycheck.

well, i'll be better soon. i am at my upmost healthiest when i'm unemployed.

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 No.243[Reply]

i dont consider nintendo dick suckers weeaboos btw

theyre a different breed

ESPECIALLY pokemon

pokemon has the same social status as call of duty and rap

in my eyes

it's a poison

but yeah i really wouldnt say "/v/ is weeaboo because nintendo" cause i think nintendo is kind of its own subcategory

it's similar to disney cock suckers i would say?

disney shit films are for children.

but disney fans do not watch other children's movies

nintendo shit games are japanese.

but nintendo fans don't necessarily like other japanese media

ive never seen any correlation really anyway

they like that particular brand of anti intellectual fag shit

the fake corporate "charm" and "magic" of disney and nintendo

theyre super similar

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 No.305

there's like 30 video games i want to play at the same time. its stressing me out really bad. and 30 movies and 30 tv series and i want to listen to those /pol/ prank calls SPCC.

sometimes when i get this stressed out from media overload i kinda enter a vegetative state and do nothing for about a week.

whoa my ear just popped and i went deaf in one ear for a moment. it was like the most hardcore ear pop ive ever had. worse than plane ride ones.

speaking of deafness ive been kinda considering sawing my own leg off so that i can get on disability. i don't need to walk anyway, i don't give a fuck.

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 No.314

my mom attempts to do banter with me (friendly kind, like she'll read a news story about some guy and say "haha looks like it just wasnt his day huh!") and i'll have no idea how to respond, i just say "yeah"

i don't get banter, probably an autism thing

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 No.333

ive never broken anything out of anger before

poor people that break their own stuff out of anger are really retarded

lol throwing an iphone at the floor cause youre mad about something and it'd take an entire month's salary to get a new one. fucking retarded schmuck. fuck you. fucking retard.

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 No.349

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i always take surveys to help out wageslaves.

he didn't even ask me if i wanted to do a survey, i offered. i knew there'd be one.

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 No.350

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i almost started crying when i ate this because it was so delicious.

it's like Prosciutto except even better

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 No.347[Reply]

hi

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i fucking love buying stuff, im big into materialism, i like burning through cash as fast as possible.

i bought this yesterday, it's the first figurine i've ever owned. i'll probably end up buying all figures from the 200X line. i don't really like any hokuto figures other than the ones from this line. a couple of the revoltechs look okay but other than that, hokuto hasn't ever gotten any good figurines.

anyway, the Ein figure is the most expensive one of the line, buying all the other 200X figures will be easy. Rei and Raoh actually never had a price increase, they're $30, which is what this line retailed for at launch from what I've seen in magazine ads.

however it hurts my autism very badly that they made an adult Bat figurine, but not an adult Lin one. in fact, there was never an adult Lin figure from any toy line ever made from what I can tell. it'll be weird having Bat with no Lin.

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 No.244

"oh okay. thanks you fucking retard

see you never

I will fuck off now, fuck you"

piotr's response.

cares more about money than me :'(

hahahha i don't care, i can play Company of Heroes and Total War.

you know what started this argument? i told him we should work out together. i told him he should try to be more considerate.

was my delivery of that message the greatest? no. cause i have autism. but everything i say, i say with the best of intentions.

and he ditched me for A WEEK for saying that, and only comes online after i mess with his money.

fuck you

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 No.247

are you a hardcore gaming enthusiast ready to play some games with the one and only eeriefag? cause he's finally ready for you after all these years of playing console.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/kittycaattata/

i bought left 4 dead 2 and played with some old pals from my tohno-chan days. i used to be an admin there.

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 No.332

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got a new wallet.

my brother gave me a free Ralph Lauren wallet, but it's made of leather and it makes me sick to my stomach whenever i touch it. sometimes i get stressed out just knowing it's in my pocket.

this cool friday the 13th wallet on the other hand is made of faux leather. i double checked. so i'm very happy with it.

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 No.345

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i bought these vegan doc martens to replace my leather boots. disclaimer that i've owned the leather boots since i was 16, they've given me 9 whole years of work.

after they and the wallet arrive, i'll have removed all leather products from my life and i'll feel a lot healthier thanks to it.

sometimes, when i feel the weight of the leather wallet in my pocket, it reminds me of the cows that died for it, and it makes me so anxious and sick i start gagging. it happens around 6 times a day when i'm at work.

for some reason the leather boots don't affect me in the same way. i guess because i've had them for so long like i said, i got them wayyy before i started appreciating cows.

well anyway, i plan to just throw the old leather stuff into the trash can even though it's worth some money. i could sell them but i think it's immoral to profit off of animals in any capacity (with some exceptions i'll discuss in the future.)

so i'm just throwing it away. maybe i'll damage them first so they can't be reused by looters at the dump.

i also bought red laces. i'm going to lace my boots with red laces so that i can dog whistle to people that i'm a national socialist. if anyone confronts me about it i'll just feign ignorance though.

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 No.346

i bought the Kaito KA390 shortwave radio from Alex Jones' website.

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 No.336[Reply]

new word filters

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 No.340

normalfaggot based furfag based based furfag based furfag based furfags discriminory based schizo gorl bi………..curious bi………..curioussexual tarankino cows national socialist national socialist national socialist race realist race realism cow i eat shit

also

>kino

GO BACK TO CUCKCHAN YOU ABSOLUTE COCKSUCKING FAGGOT

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 No.341

oh shit I almost forgot

situation type deal i eat shit holy based holy based

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 No.342

oh shit nigger, based too?

so, when you planning to go back to cuckchan?

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 No.343

>>342

ive been using 8chan more or less exclusively since 4/v/ and 4/pol/ mods started censoring the zoe quinn stuff. i immediately moved here and i fell for hotwheels sociopath charm. i didn't frequent wizchan at the time so i didn't know about his history (i use wizchan much more often than 8chan now).

the only times i've been to 4chan since 2013 are infrequent visits for porn (shortstack and fart threads on /trash/) and telemonster threads. that's it. so idk why you're accusing me of using 4chan.

i tried getting into /r6g/ and /wowcg/ on 4/vg/ since they're both censored by the community here.

by that i mean the mods and the users both will make the threads unusable or just outright delete them if you try to make a rainbow six thread on 8chan, so i had no choice.

but the 4chan generals were too gay and i tapped out immediately. i would be very interested to see how many users are on desktop VS. how many users are on mobile on 4chan. i think it would be like 10/1000. i haven't seen a longpost or an informative post or anything worth reading at all on 4chan since like 2012 at the latest. it's just iphone city there now.

i was looking into methods to make my boards literally unusable or very uncomfortable for mobile users to deter them. like some line of code to add to the CSS stylesheet perhaps….. i think it would eliminate 90% of shitposts that I get.

but 8chan has weird board owner rules now like that you can't make it impossible to post on your boards.

why? who gives a fuck? it's a really weird rule.

it hurts my autism really badly that i can't delete every post now like i used to. there's a couple posts on /eerie/ right now that are so dumb and they make my board so ugly. i worked really hard to make /eerie/ attractive and i like to just stare at it and appreciate my hard work sometimes. and every time i go through it now there's these eyesore down syndrome posts that i can't do anything about.

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 No.344

>>343

i forgot to mention that there's a line about board ownership TOS that says you can't delete most or all posts on your board. that's what im referring to when im complaining about the ugly posts on my board.

i dont give a fuck about aestheticss or quality on /garrett/ btw, just /eerie/. that should be obvious by my lack of punctuation

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 No.322[Reply]

i don't really particularly enjoy music, i mean i sometimes do when i'm extra mentally ill i guess and feel things stronger than usual. welll, i think one of the main problems is i can't do other stuff while music is on. i mean, i see lots of people like play video gaems while also listening to music for example, i can't do that, ever. when i listen to music, that is ALL i can do.

and it's not really worth it. i mean music is a lower form of art. just some random sounds? who gives a fuck. a well-written character, a narrative storytelling experience, that is real art. not some emotionally manipulative sounds. that's for women.

i also hallucinate music, or at least i used to. i haven't in about 3 months. it's hard to describe but it's like having a song stuck in your head, except it's playing from a physical source in your room. like speakers blaring music into my ears. it would even cause ghost pain.

not listening to music would actually help with the hallucinations so i went like 4 years with no music at one point in my life.

well anyway, i wanted to have a music thread anyway but i wanted to get that out of the way.

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 No.323

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 No.324

my favorite bands are as follows

dire straits is #1. they do not have a single bad song. not a single one.

primus is #2. they have more bad songs than good. by a lot. but their good songs are pure home runs.

tom cat is #3. they did two songs on the hokuto no ken 2 soundtrack. you probably never heard of them because you're a plebeian that hasn't watched HnK. i have a playlist of some of their songs on youtube and i own a couple of their CD's i had to import.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHvpCe23TEdraWIhxBrAbwbWhFw_POy9K

i got lazy with the playlist, it's missing a lot of stuff. some of their shit isnt on youtube too.

#4 is chicago. the great chicago. this is self-explanatory.

#5 is george jones. during my hardcore political phase where i got really down with the confederacy and stuff, i listened to nothing but country music.

the rest i can't really number.

gwar, alice cooper, e-rotic (i listen to a ton of e-rotic), johnny cash, george harrison, dolly parton, all sorts of shit.

i "like" pretty much all music except nigger grunts. i know a lot of people say that and it's a cliche, but i really mean it when i say it.

well i don't really like grindcore stuff either. i have an online buddy that sends me grindcore stuff and i can't really get into it at all.

so everything except grindcore and nigger grunts. and i do mean everything. shitty anime OST's, christian rock, fucking dubstep, i like it all.

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 No.325

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i have listened to every song Peter Gabriel has done solo (not counting the genesis stuff) and he literally only has two good songs. ahahaha

they are as follows: SLEDGEHAMMER and BIG TIME.

but you see, the thing is, Sledgehammer and Big Time are, well, I think they're my favorite songs of all time. i have heard them over 1000 times each and i'll proabably listen to them 100000 times more before i die.

so when i get asked what my favorite band is, i often instinctively want to reply with "peter gabriel" because those two songs have touched me so hard. but i can't because the rest of his discography is nigger diarrhea ahahhahaha. like pure fart sounds for the radio listening crowd. it's really weird.

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 No.326

how does a man compose the two greatest songs ever written, and then go on to compose fart music for marijuana brains? it's mind boggling.

his stuff on Genesis is really good too but that was a collaborative effort so i don't really know who's responsible for that success. although i never find myself obsessively listening to any Genesis music.

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 No.338

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this is my favorite song off the MGS V soundtrack. i have great memories of that game, it's a true 10/10.

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 No.79[Reply]

i bet that people with severe physical deformities are really good people. real human beings. and i'd like to befriend one. well not really, because i have more than enough going on with my four existing friends. especially nathaniel, he's the man. i'm satisfied and can't sustain more.

but i mean whatever.

i'm just saying i think cripples and hideously ugly people or dudes with that disease where they're missing all their skin and are just a giant open wound walking around, i bet all of them have a lot to offer in conversation cause they probably do a lot of thinking all alone. a lot of them are homeschooled and the only personal interaction they have with human beings are their parents, so they are kept sanitary from external culture and jewish and nigger influence. they're raw human and you don't get that often. you develop your own raw culture consisting of only your own mind and your immediate family and media you find on your own instead of that which is recommended to you by word of mouth through niggers and faggots.

other than their parent's constant fake praise, they probably also have 20 strangers come up to them anytime they leave their house or are paraded on social media, pegged with comments about how heroic and inspirational they are and how gorgeous and miraculous they are. and, as i said, i'm talking about cripples here, not retards. these guys have normal IQ's. and past the age of 13, they can surely see through these normalfag pep talks. imagine that, imagine all these virtue signalling CUNTS telling you how much they want to suck your dick, but how many of them spend more than five minutes actually hanging out with them? absolutely zero. and it must make them very acute to the normalfag condition and very cynical. a fucking barrage of normalfag propaganda and empty promises and hollow compliments. what a rotten way to live.

they must know even more than i do how phony and disgusting and transparent the average man is and they must be really awesome for it and have a lot of stories to tell of complete faggotry.

i'm droning on and repeating myself cause it's late. yeah fuck normalfags. that is all

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>>199

have you been prescribed any medicines unfit for children as a child? and suffered horrible side effects?

only recently have i been relieved of the insomnia that plagued my life for 12+ years due to ritalin and adderall prescriptions when i was but a lad of 6 years old.

im guessing the shit they'd give to someone suffering arthritis is worse…i'm not sure.

anyway just about every interaction i've had with doctors has been like being tortured in a POW camp and im sure you have some tales of your own yeah?

my mother has a spinal injury that causes her great pain. it's impeded any romantic interest she's ever had because no one takes her disability seriously and expects her to go hiking and shit all the same.

has anyone ever been so insensitive as to expect you to do things you physically can't and get angry over it with you?

it's not pretentious to me. i feel the same way.

this song is a little heavy handed but it describes us best

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>>200

That's okay, man. Take your time. Is Kingdom Come any good? Wasn't there a whole commotion about that in the media because the creator wouldn't put Africans in Medieval Europe or something? Also, how did you know that it was also me who made another post on /eerie/? Yeah and I know you're not abandoning the board, life is just busy for me now aswell.

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 No.210

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>>206

No, I wasn't prescribed any unsuitable medicine as a child only the rare expensive prescribed medicine for my arthritis. I've had insomnia before, it's bad isn't it? But I usually have the opposite problem which is being tired all the time. Maybe it's because dreams are better than this reality or something hahaha! I've heard about that adderal stuff, doesn't that make people more violent? What was it like on it? Yeah, sometimes I suppose the hospital could be compared to a POW camp since there's ill and deformed people everywhere along with pain and disease and I underwent some painful operations when I was younger so it rings a bell of familiarity. I do have some tales of my own from my experiences at hospitals and health centres, ask away, man. Yes, people have expected me to do physical things I couldn't and I couldn't participate in physical education in high school because of it and the teachers would always shout at me for not bringing my kit. I was humiliated and treated like a freak. Thanks for not finding it pretentious. Also, thanks for the song, man. I remember that song from years ago in the earlier internet days, brings back nostalgic memories. I've been listening to it all day now that you've reminded me of it and yeah, I agree that it describes us best.

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 No.228

>>210

on adderall i became a zombie dead man walking with no emotions and no respect for human life and no ambitions and i became very suicidal and fearless. i planned to firebomb a store that sells fur coats using a rented car and if i went to prison then that was fine. being in prison seemed relaxing and like i was meant to be there when i was drugged up as a kid.

did your mom bring you food from the outside world when you were hospitalized or were you forced to eat the hospital food? when my brother was in the ICU for the car accident, the stench of the fucking hospital food stood out most out of everything. the entire floor would smell like human feces during mealtime.

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 No.335

when i was forced to talk to a therapist at age 14, they wouldnt even remember what i said last week lol. i realize they have a lot of clients but damn that's gotta sting.

what if i was some looney tune one slight away from killing myself and then there's this cunt that i spill my heart out to weekly, my only friend, and she doesnt even bother to remember important things i said to her?

actually truly crazy people probably dont give a fuck. that's why this is going in this thread.

crazy people are typically very low IQ normalfags. they just want to suck nigger dick.

the hannibal lector stuff is all hollywood shit. i bet there hasn't been a SINGLE cannibal with an IQ in the triple digits.

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 No.334[Reply]

my mom is fucking weird.

youve seen that episode of rick and morty where Linkler had a minor role? heh

adolf hitler and abraham lincoln combined and sharing one body? and he had two opposite extreme conflicting opinions on everything.

my mom is kind of like that. my mom is a rick and morty reference.

she hates fags and wants to hang out with them at the same time. okay???

she hates spics and locks the doors anytime one is within 20 feet of us. but also does charity work for spics.

yeah she's nonsense.

maybe she just pretends to be racist so i will like her.

anytime we get a nigger cashier my mom says afterwards "that negro was very nice, i wish all negros were like that, dont you?" every time guaranteed. and she tips nice negros heavily.

she's probably this fucked up because i think women are by default hard left and drawn to evil. but at the same time they emulate the most alpha male leader in their vicinity. which would be me. but i'm also a loser at the same time so it's like im not alpha enough to fully convert her so she's in retard limbo.

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 No.256[Reply]

>the really sick thing about dogs is if you run their food/bait/snack thru a pile of shit, they will still gobble it down like it is a rare treat

Dogs scarf down food, and sometimes inedible objects, like they're famished because they always feel hungry and never feel full. This is the result of selective breeding. Humans used food to incentivize/reward dogs for doing work (like guarding livestock). The hungrier a dog was, the more likely it was to do work for humans. Because early on dogs were selectively bred based on their willingness to do work, they also evolved to always feel hungry. The result is an animal that will eat it's own feces and eat until it's stomach ruptures if it has enough food in front of them.

>let your filthy shit eating dog lick your face!

Dogs do this because selective breeding led to dogs remaining in a juvenile state for their entire lives. With maturity comes independence, and domestication of dogs required the dog to be as dependent as possible. Puppies lick their mother's faces to prompt the regurgitation of food. This, combined with the aforementioned perpetual state of hunger, is why dogs lick their owner's faces. Deluded normalfags think this is an expression of "love" or "affection" but in reality they're just trying to make them vomit "food".

Basically, dogs are man-made infantile retards. They were useful early on, but now there is almost no more work for them to do. The sane thing to have done would have been to phase them out of society. Instead, we've gone the opposite route and bred more and more of them and now the majority of households have a dog even though dogs are very clearly not suited towards urban or suburban environments. Our culture practically worships them at this point, which is one of the many symptoms of society falling apart but that's another topic. But because most people don't have enough space, dogs are confined to tiny spaces like small backyards and apartments, which lead to them becoming more unstable and neurotic. That, combined with any effective form of discipline being considered "animal abuse" in this day and age, leads to dogs to causing all of the problems people in this thread are complaining about.

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 No.318

I'm broken.

Some days I think that old people get cancer and die and she's just another one.

Some days I spend crying and can't even leave my room.

Some days I'm angry at everything, at being shat into existence just to suffer, and having to see my only loved one go through this.

Some days I'm glad that she has cancer since I'll finally be able to end it when she passes away.

Some days I feel like I can go on even after she dies?

My true feelings are, I just want to go back to when I was young and my only issues were deciding what game I was going to play or what anime to watch. With my loving mother who still had hopes for me. With a nice family.

I've always been unfit to be part of society. But at home I could find comfort. And when the rest of my family didn't see me as the shy kid who liked computers anymore but as a worthless burden, I still had mom.

I never complained about having no friends because I was never alone, as long as I had mom, but now ahead of me is a frightening future of absolute loneliness.

Because I don't know if I'll have the courage to kill myself when she dies. I can only hope so.

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 No.331

Normies are like ants, at first you believe that you have freedom, but upon closer inspection this is not the case. Normies police themselves, to maintain order. Self policing normality is built into normies, and so is the cancerous kind which must be identified in wizards to liberate them from micro totalitarianism which is forced on us by random normie pedestrians. Let me explain.

Normies have a self policing way of acting with one another, and they police each other just like communistic societies by shaming people that act out of line. Such as walking down the street with funny clothes on, to a free person with no desire to control others, it would be welcome to see interesting new attire on someone. But with normies they snicker, sneer, and will make fun of you if you are their close friend. These are micro agressions that are both built into us to control others, and to control us.

There are other self policing nuances, like appropriate behavior, this is all in an attempt to control how you behave because most human minds arent able to react genuinely and spontaneously with another human being, so if person acts completely different to the program, the average normie wont know how to react and will break down and revert to shaming, going what the fuck haha, or isolating that person from socialization.

In history i read about a tribe that had no notion of personal property, and items would be used by various members of the group and nobody would be upset when something is removed from their vicinity. Regardless of wether you think this is a better way to live or not. This historical fact helped allowed me to see that all notions, social behavior, is mutable and completely whimsical behavior, sometimes in order to break free of the conditioning it helps to see that there are or were outsiders before us who lived differently.

I frequently dumpster dive, i survive off dumpster dive food, and find very decent stuff. and one thing that always amazes me is how boot licking minimum wage normies, im talking 9$ an hour kfc cashiers will come out the back door and see me in the dumpster and tell me that is their trash, or become upset. I tell them to fuck off or smile and wave. But regardless ThiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.328[Reply]

i have this weird feeling that this board is going to cause something bad to happen to me. well not really all that bad but maybe cost me like $100 or you know, suddenly accumulate ten thousand visitors at once and i'll sperg out and not know how to deal with it. yeah. i get pretty uncomfortable with any one post to be honest so i don't know what i'd do if i got like 10 in one day. yeah. just have a bad feeling.

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 No.289[Reply]

this comic is so fucking dumb

im triggered

dogs live 11 year average while humans live to 75, theyre retarded and smelly and dangerous and attack people and other animals, they're scavengers that are addicted to food, there are studies that state they are incapable of feeling love or empathy, they are unhappy living in residential areas and are instinctively driven to RUN AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE ANY OPPURTUNITY THEY CAN because they are naturally supposed to be running in a pack of wild dogs and this is why so many of them have mental problems like anxiety and depression.

theyre physically mutilated prisoners.

and 5000000000 dogs arent worth even 1 human. and nothing but good would come from them going extinct. they damage ecosystems

the person who drew this is probably extremely mentally ill and i feel sorry for them.

worshipping such a pathetic lifeform that doesnt even like you and would eat an infant's face if given the opportunity is a perversion.

completely hypocritical too.

the comic left out the part where he beat the shit out of the dog and sprayed it with water to get it to stop doing instinctive behaviors dogs are supposed to demonstrate. barking, fighting, getting into the trash can, these are all normal dog behaviors that they are punished for severely.

they "love" dogs but beat them into submission to make them stop acting like dogs, and cut their tails and ears and sex organs off at the vet.

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 No.290

this girl from work pressured me into giving her my phone number (i have a welfare obama phone for work) and she was text messaging me some shit about visiting dogs?

i told her i think dogs look and smell like shit. this is her verbatim response:

:0 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did U JUST SAY TO ME

1/2 Ya know when you're playing the fucking sims and your sims hanging out with another sim and the sim says something SO JUST WRONG and then there's a littl

2/2 e minus bar above the sims head. Yeah google that shit. That's what's GOIN ON

she told me she was going to a new years party with dogs and my response was "i hate dogs dude they look and smell like shit" and that's her response ahahhaah

so maybe she'll leave me alone now

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 No.293

I fail to understand why people have such difficulty grasping the idea that not everybody likes dogs - indeed it would seem self evident to me that they are putrid, violent, nasty creatures warranting extermination. Cynophobia is perfectly natural, as for thousands of years before domestication turned them into dogs wolves were one of our most dangerous natural enemy as humans. And furthermore, their domestication was mainly in the service of using them for defense or hunting, much the same way that cats were used for pest control. As such, it is logical to conclude that dogs are inherently violent, and in this day and age where we have invented weaponry, they are obsolete to boot. I often fantasize about exterminating as many dogs as possible from my local area with a shotgun.

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 No.300

>>293

*inhales dog farts* hahaa so funny and cute xD

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 No.327

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i was about to post shoveldog but gay new rules imposed by our tyrannical US govt mean global rule says its borderline and im a pussy and dont wanna get b&

on an unrelated note, are toxofags ok xd

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I'm watching every episode of The Simpsons seasons 1-9 and I figured i may as well have a thread about it. so here we are.

to start with, i must say now as i am on the last episode of season 2 that patty and selma are by far my favorite characters no contest. their twin relationship is very developed and adorable and i think that their schtick of going on exotic vacations and hating all of them at worst and being indifferent towards them at best is amusing.

i loved mr. burns' dialogue in s2e19 in which he said "i'm no art critic, but I know what I hate, and I don't hate this" as his form of compliment, the writer understood burns well.

i think bart's interactions with the other students at school is quite clever as well; he makes an effort to at least tolerate everyone and everyone tolerates him. this allows for dynamic interactions across all cliques, no one is ever alienated.

i was always disturbed by Bill's character in king of the hill. hes just such a cruel punching bag character and the depressing things he does and says are passed off as comedy.

i think Barney is a much better Bill, and the original, obviously. he is very clearly comic relief and he's too braindead to be particularly pitiful or experience sadness for too long. they're able to show the destruction of alcoholism and loneliness and living in poverty and filth without being CRUEL about it like they are with Bill, and everyone is very fair to Barney and treat him like a human being.

i like the show and i see why it has won so many hearts and awards.

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 No.23

s03e03 made me cry heh. crying over fucking simpsons. SO THIS IS WHAT MY HOMOSEXUALITY HAS BROUGHT UPON ME HUH?????

yeah it was just so sad seeing flanders still have such an optimistic view towards homer unaware he had fucked him. ned's my 3rd favorite character.

i loved him in the marriage counseling episode where he was there with his main complaint being his wife gets their bibles mixed up. he always gets quality dialogue. and his optimism and good kindred spirit makes it especially sad when bad things happen to him.

a world of nothing but NEDS would be a world i would want to live in

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 No.24

in one intro bart was writing on the chalkboard "spitballs are not free speech" and it reminded me of /sp/ shitposters, made me cry laughing

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 No.26

"we got six months of maternity leave we're never gonna use anyway"

quality patty and selma dialogue as usual

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 No.295

now that i finished the simpsons and some months have passed, i pretty much never think about it.

people at work have asked me about the simpsons since I wear that simpsons back patch on my jacket, and i draw a blank, partially because i have anxiety disorder and partially because i genuinely can't think of anything particuarly memorable about the simpsons. no quotes or jokes or character moments come to mind.

it was a truly forgettable experience by definition. i don't really know why some people are so obsessed with it.

not that it was a bad show, i really enjoyed it, i just don't give a fuck anymore now that it's done ahahaha. i'm not itching to marathon it in a row four more times like some people.

there were also definitely more very blatantly really shitty episodes than there were really good ones, that's something to consider, too. i mean i consider the entirety of season 1 of Sopranos to be pretty weak, but there isn't a single episode where i was like "wow what a piece of shit", not even in season 1. simpsons had constant nosedives in quality throughout.

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 No.321

one part of me is like

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

while other is like

ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADLAD

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 No.297[Reply]

video games

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 No.302

>>301

star wars battlefront 2 is on a lot of best games of all time lists, but i replayed it recently and it's soo fucking dumb, it's like call of duty team death match. you just run around killing random people as fast as possible and can completely ignore objectives. maybe it's meant to be played with online multiplayer? but i grew up with console and never connected mine to the internet.

dungeon crawl: stone soup also.

the balancing is so fucking bad that some classes can walk right through 9 headed hydras without even using a potion, while others can't even kill ogres despite being the same level. like berserker VS. transmuter.

not to mention trannies took over the development anyway. some of my favorite races and religions are in versions of the game that are trannied, which is frustrating. i'd have to make my own custom build to really enjoy it.

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 No.303

i'm replaying resident evil 5 and i was expecting to dislike it now that i'm older and it has terrible reviews.

but i actually love it! it's my favorite resident evil.

games you used to like, expected to not like anymore, but did.

in fact i think i'd even put resident evil 5 in like my top 10 games list. it's really scary and i think it has fucking amazing sound design.

when you're at critical health and sheva screams CHRIS!! and chris goes Agh….. i need…! help!!!!!

then it starts blaring that distorted siren

baum baum baum baum baum I'm coming!

it's fucking great sound design! i love it, it gets the heart pumping.

my only wish is that i had it on PC so that i could get rid of the brown filter (playing on switch).

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 No.304

max payne 2 is such a piece of shit.

four recycled levels in a row? what the fuck?

all of the style and character from the first game is completely gone. you know you aren't really playing max payne anymore when the faces aren't real photos of people textured onto a 3D model and you're not hearing any funny new jersey accent one-liners.

"difficult" sections are cheap and unfulfilling and just feel sadistic and the game is buggy as fuck.

belongs in a fucking dumpster, fuck max payne 2. i like max payne 3 OK but it's pretty fucked also and i would nod and reluctantly agree if you shit on it. mostly it's just nice to see some gun realism in a big budget game.

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 No.312

fighting games are a nearly exclusively companion-centric thing and you will be forever shit unless you hang out with people IRL regularly.

these normalfags you will be forced to play with are constantly moving on to "the next big thing". if you like a game and want to play it, you will be playing it completely alone soon, within a year probably, making all of your practice and money invested worthless instantly. you know how many people are playing street fighter IV still? zero. you know how many iterations that game had and how much DLC it has? probably $900 worth. all worthless now cause no one plays it. if you suggest to play it they'll say "wtf dude no, i'm practicing this new anime fighter, besides that game is shit and broken" because every old game is "shit" even though they liked it at the time.

the normalfags you are forced to play with are braindead apes that talk in buzzwords and memes and use weird coded twitter language that will take you a year to learn on its own. when they try to "help" you, they'll talk in this weird coded language and think you're a retard for not understanding. they'll just think you're a retard in general and ostracize you in under 12 hours.

also i don't know if you care about this or not but most local fighting game hangouts have 0 white people, or their one white person will be a succubus/tranny.

it is a complete waste of time, money and energy.

"nuh uh, lots of people still play 3rd strike or xyz whatever"

try going to any local fighting game meet up and finding just 1 person who would agree to play any of those games more than one round as a novelty.

the second a new guilty gear comes out, xrd 2 will be dropped like a rock and people who previously loved it and bought all dlc will claim it's shit and unbalanced.

even if the new game in the series is literally manure–ala SFV, MvC:I, the new dead or alive, etc–normalfag fighting game "enthusiasts" will play them anyways and drop the old (superior) predecessor.

i've asked many of them why they do this, and the resPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.313

don't waste your time playing UnReal World until they balance the combat.

something about villagers… they oftentimes have the same weapons and gear as you if you're just starting out, but you're still able to massacre them.

if you are a logical human being who wants to minmax and use every option the game provides to its maximum potential, then the optimal way to play is the meat grinder build, which involves you standing in a doorway so that they can only approach you one at a time and let them walk into you and die. then you loot them all.

rinse and repeat over and over and over until winter, then find a village selling animals and massacre all the villagers again, only this time you stay there instead of continuing your genocide crusade. now there's absolutely nothing stopping you from slaughtering their animals and using their beds and sauna.

only a true fucking retard would waste their time making their own log cabin when killing an entire village takes only about 90 turns and has a less than 1% failure rate. i usually leave a 10 person massacre with maybe "minor cut in left arm." even though im not wearing any armor.

if you are not doing a meat grinder run, then you're just a retard self-imposing challenge and ignoring optimal mechanics.

in other words, you shouldn't bother to play because the game is broken as fuck.

there's absolutely no reason to not slaughter everyone and no obstacles preventing you from doing so and using all their stuff.

a single small dog is unironically a bigger threat to you than 5 village hunters with kaumolais spears wearing furs.

seriously, dont bother playing this game.

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