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 No.2113353[Reply]

>The Muppets perform the classic Dickens holiday tale, with Kermit the Frog playing Bob Cratchit, the put-upon clerk of stingy Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine). Other Muppets – Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear and Sam the Eagle – weave in and out of the story, while Scrooge receives visits from spirits of three Christmases – past, present and future. They show him the error of his self-serving ways, but the miserable old man seems to be past any hope of redemption and happiness.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: Russia

Stream on sunday at http://cytu.be/r/Guntstream

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 No.2113464

File: ddbc63ae2bcf299⋯.jpg (305.16 KB, 700x1045, 140:209, 154477718116121599.jpg)

The Orion Loop/Петля Ориона (1980), co-written by cosmonaut Alexei Leonov (first man to walk in space;http://www.invidio.us/watch?v=7mUO1TDr7fQ)

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 No.2111234[Reply]

Obligatory oh no no no

MOD EDIT:

We should be back to normal soon, just hang in there for now

Mod edit: Modding is up, y'all.

Edit: Looks like we haven't even gone down from Cloudflare yet. Will likely take a day to merge over.

Edit: We appear to be up and stable. Posting and replying will probably be spotty at best for a bit but we should be back to normal soon

GAHOOLE EDIT: FUCK YOU CAN'T KEEP US DOWN

VOL4 EDIT: WE 8KUN NOW NIGGERS ALSO ZACHDUP BTFO

GAHOOLE EDIT: the site is running really slow right now, bunker is http://julay.world/tv/

ADDON DLC GAHOOLE EDIT: Every thread from vch was migrated to http://julay.world/tv/

vol3 EDIT: TRIED TO MAKE THE LINKS SECURE, HTTPS GETS REWRITTEN TO HTTP

COOL GAHOOLE EDIT: http://youtu.be/C-FT3hzxAMI

vol4 edit: 24 hour captcha is partially broken right now. Go here: http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/dnsbls_bypass.php to make it work. You might have to refresh it once.

Index is also partially broken. You have to manually go include the index.html in http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/tv/index.html to see the front page as it actually is. Or just use the catalog. This one seems fixed now.

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 No.2113184

>>2112943

>carrying a mobile tracking device in 2019

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 No.2113542[Reply]

What's next in her career?

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 No.2113504[Reply]

will there ever be another good slasher kino that isnt oversaturated in politics i dont like?

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>>2113504

>another

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 No.2113522

I don't see slashers getting good again. Something about today's production values just turns me off to contemporary horror movies.

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 No.2113541

I don't mind all these new racebait/sexbait horror movies. If you take them as seriously as the critics do then you'd probably be bored to tears but they are fun in an exploitation kind of way. I nearly spat out my drink when I saw the trailer for Antebellum.

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 No.2111718[Reply]

racist

misogynist

bigot

homophone

hates anime

LITERALLY BRAGGED ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT LIVE ON TV

IS A FUCKING FACIST

Remind me why people like this turd again? Oh yeah:

HURRRDY DURRRDY MUH GOD EMPEROR RAPE RAPE RAPE

JESUS CHRIST WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES

THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY IS AT STAKE. WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT FUCKING HITLER TO BE OUR PRESIDENT AGAIN

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 No.2113500

File: 4582c3ef516dbd1⋯.mp4 (2.84 MB, 636x360, 53:30, nigger attack in londonist….mp4)

>>2113445

vote for whoever make you feel any better, its all bullshit anyway.

there never was a political solution and the sooner you get to terms with this the sooner you can start working on surviving whats ahead of us.

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 No.2113508

I want Yang to get in just to see what happens. Don't have to live in America, so it doesn't matter if the whole country implodes.

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 No.2113521

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 No.2113531

>>2113508

Yang would be awsome. ZOGmerica would be a smoking, radioactive pit within a year.

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 No.2113540

>>2113521

That uppity nigger with her arms crossed looks like a perfect match for Gahoole.

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 No.2113509[Reply]

WW 1984. NEW VILLIAN IS TRUMP!

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 No.2113533

>>2113527

She makes me think about kissing 😳

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 No.2113535

DUP BTFO

blown the fuck out by Wondershiksa

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 No.2113536

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>>2113533

I'd literally drain my bank account just to be able to make out with her for 5 minutes

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>>2113536

>when you get jewed from a photo alone

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 No.2113539

>>2113536

Dude, for that you should at least get to drain your balls inside her Jewish womb.

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 No.2113251[Reply]

This board like this site is almost dead.

What gives?

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 No.2113278

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>>2113277

I just want to shitpost without having to wait three days for a reply, even if it is half-assed and just one line.

Maybe there is something to the claims of false flag operations leading to 8chan shutting down after all.

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 No.2113281

>>2113259

>inviting people in lowered the population

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 No.2113502

>>2113278

have you any idea how fucking hard it was to find the working url?

if you want people to come back here then shill the damn link anywhere, and tell codemonkey to post it already.

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 No.2113534

>>2113502

Not really, no. But I do think the name change was a fucking disaster; ditching the old URL/logo/name because Cripplekike would throw a temper tantrum was not the brightest idea.

Still, only complete newfags wouldn't be able to find out the site is back under a new name and URL.

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 No.2113538

Vch.moe/tv is still up. At least 1/2 the userbase is posting over there. Merge soon or not at all.

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 No.2113512[Reply]

What ever happened to old Scambo Hyde?

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 No.2113519

too lazy to make a new thread what happened to that movie where adam sandler played a jewish bookie did anyone watch it did it come out

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 No.2113530

File: 554b36c489e0f12⋯.png (692.36 KB, 640x1000, 16:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2113519

Uncut Gems?

It's not out yet.

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 No.2113337[Reply]

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>>2113418

Name a good Matrix game.

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>>2113419

Path of Neo

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>>2113419

Max Payne.

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 No.2113518

>>2113448

With kung fu mod.

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 No.2113525

We're in the shitty decades of this century.

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 No.2113367[Reply]

Daily reminder

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 No.2113368

>>2113367

oh fuck forgot t change the logo on the pic now everyone knows im a crossposter

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 No.2113369

>>2113367

>>2113368

> forgot

No you didn’t.

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 No.2113381

>implying anybody on /tv/ actually watches movies

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 No.2113520

>>2113367

I finally got around to watching Blazing Saddles a while ago, and it was pretty disappointing in its negro worship. It wouldn't be considered anywhere near as edgy if it wasn't for the characters' frequent use of the word "nigger."

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 No.2113443[Reply]

What are some good betting kinos about high stakes?

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 No.2113483

>>2113482

>spicscord

Icky. We hang out at Slack.

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 No.2113484

>>2113482

Hey z*ch. You ready to get DUNKED ON by based dunkvol?

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 No.2113505

>>2113482

Well I wasn't a vol when I took the bet. I was just a dunkposter past his prime, trying to cope with a /tv/ where TruthSeeker had been replaced with Zach. Someone had to take a chance to stand up to the hapa menace.

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 No.2113506

To this day I still don't know who the fuck Zach is, I never followed board autism.

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 No.2113510

>>2113506

You're either a liar or new. I'm going for liar.

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 No.2113185[Reply]

And why were the 90s the golden age for belly expansion and pregnancy kino?

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 No.2113273

>>2113237

>I remember checking out the Magic School Bus episode from the library almost every time I went there where they explore the digestive system

Was that the one where Arnold turned orange?

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 No.2113280

Use your imagination as to what it could be from vid related

Also any scene where 2 women showed any kind of chemistry taught me that lesbians don't exist but they used to be hot

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 No.2113282

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>>2113280

Forgot vid, 19:06 is where it should start

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 No.2113345

File: 632df64372eec96⋯.jpg (62.17 KB, 600x800, 3:4, beans.jpg)

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 No.2113501

>>2113203

i wonder how the pussy of a woman like that feels.

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 No.2112803[Reply]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostbusters_2020

>After the controversial 2016 reboot bombed at the box office, Jason Reitman began development of a Ghostbusters film that will ignore the events of the reboot and would be a direct sequel to the original two films.

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 No.2113454

File: 6a59d77e6ad44d1⋯.png (110.3 KB, 198x380, 99:190, Chris_Hansen.png)

>>2113450

Alerting authorities right now…

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 No.2113458

>>2113446

You're mostly right. It's one company.

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 No.2113472

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 No.2113473

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>>2113446

>>2113458

Trailer Park Inc make the vast majority of Hollywood film trailers.

http://www.trailerpark.com/

They have 400 full-time employees. That's more people than Valve has, that should tell you how many things they work on.

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 No.2113498

File: 7cca31ca0e172d0⋯.jpg (12.72 KB, 225x225, 1:1, reaction, bigeyed niggers.jpg)

the gay leftist shit is somehow loosing steam for the first time in like a decade so all just shit the fuck up and enjoy this little bit of respite before the brown cyberpunk hell overtakes us all in the 2030's

remember these are the good years.

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 No.2113478[Reply]

Why is she so perfect?

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 No.2113486

>>2113478

>cockinme

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 No.2113487

>perfect

She doesn't even have big girl dancing shoes. Hopefully she'll get them in the upcoming third season.

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 No.2113497

>cuckime

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 No.2113479[Reply]

>the paleolithic era was 6 million years ago

What the fuck happened?

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 No.2113494

>>2113489

The thread can stay, but only if you post your favorite prehistoric kino.

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 No.2113495

Mark is killing this board

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 No.2113496

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2113494

Might be blocked in some countries

>>2113495

>Mark

This is /tv/

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 No.2113499

>>2113496

t. mark

We know what's up :/

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 No.2113503

>>2113495

>>2113499

Hey maybe you should kvetch about /v/ mods on /v/ instead of derailing the prehistoric kino thread.

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